Ticket to Fox headquaters? Check. Flaming Stick? Check. Blessing from Will Arnett? Check(sort of).
We should probably stop by Michael Cera's house on the way too... Comments (0).
03/12/2008
Hey ladies: It's not the size of the RAM chip that matters, its the outer packaging that holds it.
Or: How HP is trying to destroy the world, one insanely over packaged item at a time (or in this case, three). Comments (0).
01/12/2008
Poor Fishy
Eyes bigger than your belly huh? He should of listened to his mother: 'Cut your food up properly'. Or even listened to his Nan: 'If it's bigger than your head take small bites first'. Or his Dad: 'Dont eat basketballs'. Comments (0).
28/11/2008
KILL IT WITH FIRE
"We can't Steve! We're under water in a small, one room pressuried submarine, remember?"
"That's your excuse for everything! We can't kill the alien-squid, We can't open the window, We can't get on the internet...but that doesn't explain why we can't hold each other any more..."
"Ah come on Steve we've talked about this, I was drunk, I have a wife for God's sake!"
"I can't be around you when you're like this, I feel like I'm going to explode! I'm going out for a cigarette."
"Errr....Steve...."
I'm sure their actual conversation was alot more boring than this. Comments (1).
26/11/2008
"I don't understand why I'm here. I don't have a reason."
We can all relate. I'm always finding myself somewhere I meant to go, but with the purpose having slipped my mind. I'd always eventually remember of course, but only after returning to what I was doing without that vital item that I'd left to go get in the first place. It's more worrying when it's the other way around. You go get a ladder, a mexican hat, a plastic rose and a pair of rubber gloves only to forgot your initial plan. I'm guessing the plan was either to poorly seranade a beautiful women or to start some kind of mexican window cleaning service. Whatever it was it wasnt the time to run into the police.
(Note: I managed to beat the charges for theft of plastic rose.) Comments (1).
25/11/2008
Jesus.
Remember those adverts for Disneyland with the exciting kids the night before? 'Go to bed kids.' ...'We can't we're too excited!". This theme park has a similar vibe to that only it's 'go to bed kids'... 'we can't we're FUCKING TERRIFIED.' Walt Disney may have been a racist money grabbing whore who exploiting young childrens dreams but at least he never allowed live crucifixions at his theme park. This is Tom Harrison, long time listener, first time caller. Stay Classy. Comments (2).
24/11/2008
Betterwaytosaythat.com is officially square (and poorly aligned in IE7)
It's also officially IE6-free, which is nice. All that changes between the two layouts (the "mario" and "cubes" link at the top) is a css file. Cool no? Kind of like css zen garden, but with worse code and better content. Feel free to make a design and I'll build it when I get round to it. Comments (0).
23/11/2008
Seizure Inducing Art (The good kind of seizure)
I woke. My head was on my desk. A mix of saliva and blood appeared to have ruined keyboard. A strange urge to eat peanuts and drink vineger. Looking up at my screen displaying something...moving, and yet, distracting and...sleepy...but...hypnotizing...must...must buy bananas for expectant monkey armies...must.
This was funny the first time but after repeated mental collapses I had to detroy my screen. Seriously. Learn from my mistakes. Comments (0).
21/11/2008
Pfft. Yet Moooooore Arrested Development Movie news. Boooring... Nothing to see here.. Whens the next series of Two pints of Lager out, thats what I wanna know.
This is great news, and I love how the comments have just decended into quotes, I've dropped my two cents in there, a million points for whoever guesses which one it is. Baby, we got a stew going. Comments (2).
21/11/2008
Technology has gone too far, maybe we should smash everything that was made, say, after 94? (meaning I could keep my SNES)
Anywhooo, It's weird this has just come out, only last weekend me and Carls were wondering whether Spike Milligan was alive or not (Answer:not, since 2002 apparently). We were at dinner at the time, so getting my IPhone out and Googling it would have been a horrible social faux pas.
So one social faux pas later, We had an answer, and a greasy IPhone. And a crying girlfriend.
All that grease and tears got me wondering, why hasn't someone made a voice activated search yet? Turns out they had, but still, having an idea only a few months behind Google isn't too shabby.
This thing actually works, I have to de-brummy myself first, but its pretty accurate. Although why I have to bother Google with these sort of questions is beyond me. Why didn't I just stand on the restaurant table, and ask if anyone had seen Spike recently? Would that have been so wrong? Comments (1).
18/11/2008